So I guess it’s bedtime…

What happens when classic sportscars are left alone?

The trainwreck that is Pamela Anderson is filming a new reality show. If these pictures are any hint of what is to come, it might be worth watching!

The Olympic Games almost begin in Beijing. We are especially looking forward to the Hockey tournament for woman. Take a look at the astonishing girls of the Dutch hockey squad and you know why!

Simon Iddol is has something wild for you! I’m sure this is the dopest thing you heard for while! DJ Schmolli did this brilliant mix and probably he is the only one who thought about this insane combo. Imagine Ozzy Osbourne, Afroman and the Musical Youth in one song!! Got it? No?? Here is the stuff for you, enjoy it! Don’t stop the fun, pass this dutchie to your friends too!

The Mashup of this Week is:

DJ Schmolli - Oye Mi Sweet Dutchie [mp3 AudioPorn FM or direct download]
N.O.R.E. ft. Nina Sky & Tego Calderon - Oye Mi Canto
Black Sabbath - Sweat Leaf
Musical Youth - Pass The Dutchie
Afroman - Because I Got High

Off course we know that Willa Ford isn’t Anna Nicole Smith… But Willa is gonna play Anna Nicole Smith in the upcoming movie about the life of the blond sexbomb. Typecasting?

Is there anything better than this? Seriously, is there anything better than a picture like this? Boobs. Nature’s equalizer

If you are born between 1967 and 1976 your shirt is already available,
other years follow asap!

Update: added 1977-1986

Fisher Price, the worlds leading baby/kid toy maker made the world’s first wireless DJ controller!!! Well according to the funny video of the DJ Tech Tools team, LOL This is insane, check it out to have a huge laugh!!!

In case you forgot about that whole double standard thing, allow us to introduce the “trophy ring,” a silver-coated gold ring that allows single men to mark off their “trophies” (get it? It means women they’ve fucked! Cause guys who fuck lots of girls are studs!).

God only knows what kind of uproar we’d be hearing if women started wearing rings like this. (Though to be honest, now I’m kinda itching to get one. What happens when you scratch off all the silver? Do you level up?)

A group of 14- to 17-year-old cheerleaders attending Texas Cheer Camp in Austin decided to see how many girls they could squeeze into the elevator around 6 p.m. Tuesday, campus police said. ( edit by yaikz!: when they would be 18 to 22 years old I would not mind being number 27 )

The elevator successfully descended from the fourth floor to the first, but the doors refused to open. The panicked girls managed to wiggle a few cell phones free to call for help. But it took about 25 minutes before a repairman was able to fix the door, police said.

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You’re probably going to see this story and these photos pop-up all over the internet today, but as far as I’m concerned, this guy totally deserves his 15+ minutes of fame.

Bob Dullam did what most Batman Begins & The Dark Knight fans can only dream of, he built his own working replica of the Tumbler batmobile in his two-car garage using nothing more than photos and extra features from the DVD as reference. He’s been posting pictures of his progress on the SuperHeroHype Forums and apparently intends to build his own Batpod replica next. (Even though it was apparently next to impossible to actually drive.) In the end Bob estimates his Tumbler replica will have cost him between $50,000 to $70,000, but even if all of his neighbors have Veyrons parked in their driveways, I guarantee this thing will turn more heads.

Austrian man Martin Bierbauer was minding his own business, you know, getting his crap on, possibly flipping through a magazine or dirty joke book, when KA-BOOM! – he was ass-blasted off the toilet by a barrage of hailstones from the shitty depths.

“I heard the pipes rumbling a bit, and suddenly hailstones the size of golf balls started exploding out of the toilet like it was a popcorn machine. There was an avalanche of ice that quickly filled the toilet, then the entire flat, and eventually the entire building. I ran down the stairs with the hailstones following me, and other residents did the same.”

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Supermodel Cindy Crawford gave passing sailors in Italy an early morning treat yesterday when she stripped off for a topless sunbathe on a yacht. The sexy mum of two removed her bikini top for a bronzing session on the boat she’s sharing with hubby Rande Gerber and pals, sporting a body as sexy as the one that had us licking our lips during her mid-nineties heyday.

It’s alllllright because I’m Saved by the bell!!!! Bet you never would have realized these chicks were in this show…

Sure I’d take a couple of classes with her.   Then I’d pay her for sex.

In 2001 was Jakki Degg voted “Best Page 3 Girl Ever” by the readers of the Sun. She retired the year after but returned returned to page 3 of the Sun in August 2006. Lets take a look!

Wanna see more of Marketa? Follow this here link! (NSFW)

The bikini has been raising blood pressures and making people blush since its modern creation in 1946. It has gone through a few changes over the years in style; different patterns, plummeting waist lines, disappearing amounts of fabric and fluorescent fishing lure-like colors, but like most things in fashion, things tend to come full circle, and designers look for something new by looking at something old for inspiration.

To celebrate these liberating two pieces of fabric, and as a reminder of the fleeting summer days, we’re taking a look at the colorful history of the bikini, Styles from then and now, and the most famous (or infamous) bikinis known in pop culture.

“After five years’ travel,” veteran guidebook writer Geoff Crowther once recalled, “most of us went feral.” So did the books they wrote. Jammed into backpacks, ripped into pieces, guidebooks escape into the wild to get lost or abandoned for the next edition. Here are 10 that are so transfixingly odd that they’ve remained readable long beyond their original itineraries

The image shows baboons are not too small for Lions