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Subway's formerly endearing mascot has turned the big one-zero. Yes, it's been a decade since we first saw Jared waddling to Subway after losing 245 pounds.

Lately Jared has been extremely busy. He's on a "Tour de Pants"--a sort of going away party for his fat pants; he recently starred in a "Got Milk" ad; and is in the middle of an expensive divorce. She reportedly will also get 60% of the proceeds from his forthcoming life story. Incidentally, who doesn't know Jared's life story?

On the bright side, Jared now has a ridiculously hot girlfriend (you can get a lot of exercise on that thing).

Via Al Dente