Waaaaahhhhh! Now here’s a great gift for just about everyone except your Grandmother and maybe even she’s a fan of the long-tongued Gene Simmons and KISS. You just never know.

What’s not to love about a miniature Gene Simmons head in full KISS makeup with an over-oversized neon glowing tongue spiking out of a bloody mouth? It reminds me of the awestruck feeling I used to get when wandering around Spencer Gifts at the Mall as a young teenager, looking at strange things like edible FUNderwear and black light posters, wondering what all that adult stuff was about. Too bad Spencer’s is sold out of the KISS Plasma Light, they were going for a reasonable $39.99. Now you’ll have to get it from ebay, selling for $59.99. Yowwza!

After the break: Take a gander at this guy (Mike Mozart) as he describes the Kiss Plasma Light in over 2 minutes.

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The more research they do, the more evidence Ohio State University scientists find that specific elements of Marijuana can be good for the aging brain by reducing inflammation there and possibly even stimulating the formation of new brain cells.

Beer might very well be one of the greatest inventions. As ubiquitous as beer is throughout the nations of the world, it may be the only beverage that’s ingrained in our DNA. Historically, beer has the prestige of being one of the earliest recorded recipes, dating back to Mesopotamia’s Kingdom of Ur (2050 BC). The elixir-like qualities of beer even kept throngs of peasants alive when water wasn’t so potable. The creation of beer through the combination of four simple ingredients (water, grain, barley, and hops) is as remarkable in its simplicity as it is in its complexity and variety.

Most importantly, beer is a unifier among men, a common denominator the world over. With different styles and techniques, the brewing of beer is wrapped up in national identities, but like the Olympics, there’s no reason we can’t all come together in the spirit of competition over a pint. The top 10 beer producing nations are compiled for their volume of output, historic gravity and for what they have done to promote beer world wide.

Lucky mashup: View with sound off and sounds like melvins LastFm on, then you got a perfect moment for yourself. Reboot melvinsradio till it works:

Welcome to Attuworld. We added a chatroll. Use this live chat to post messages, videos, pictures and sites. So now we give you a way to promote your websites or thoughts!

Remember my personal hero David Thorne and his seven-legged spider drawing that was idiotically refused as payment for a $233.95 bill? Well the spider just sold on eBay — for $10,000. And guess who won? This guy. *pointing at self* Ow, my eye. But yeah, I thought about just printing out a copy of the drawing, but then decided that would be immoral. Because I don’t steal things — except women’s hearts! I keep them in a cooler full of ice and sell them on the black market. “Hearts! Get your hearts here! Also, ice cold beer.”

UPDATE: Somebody on eBay is now selling accessories for seven and eight-legged spider drawings. Hit the jump to see their Santa hat and Buddhist’s robe.

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With this gauntlet strapped to your arm there is no question you are the man in charge! The three piercing spikes stretch 11 1/2″ long and are constructed from solid stainless steel. The palm cover is cast metal construction with unique details down to each �bone�. With an overall length of 17″, this monstrous handspike will not only protect your grip but will send your foes running in the other direction.

The Pussycat Dolls decided to get into the lingerie business. Here they are at the launch, and it’s the first time they’re not dressed like sluts. Go figure, the day they launch a lingerie line they look like they’re heading off to church. If that’s not a doomed business model, I don’t know what is. Now let’s move on. There’s no pussies in lingerie here.

Inspired by a 2005 episode of Southpark where Cartman preaches hatred against redheads by declaring they have no soul, a Facebook group declared Nov. 20 “National Kick a Ginger Day.” There were reports of dozens of children being kicked, including this young woman–“I started running away and then suddenly one of them said something like ‘Oh, I’m going to kick you. You have no soul, so you probably can’t feel pain either.’”

How did Canadian authorities react to Kick a Ginger Day? Predictably: Comox Valley RCMP were investigating the group, saying it potentially involved hate crime. Cyber-bullying expert Karen Brown said the Facebook group was a serious concern. “I’m just absolutely appalled,” said Brown. “It’s really unprecedented,” she said. “This is inciting hate,” she said. “This is tantamount to almost a hate website.”

For the love of God, shut the hell up.

A short parody about the guy who thought he was the only gay person in his village..

Amsterdam will close almost a fifth of its Marijuana cafes to comply with a national ban on having them near schools, the mayor said Friday.

Another city, Eindhoven, said it would start issuing permits to marijuana growers in order to better regulate the trade — if the national government approves.

With this calendar from Ukrainian designers one can literary burn the candle of their life each day.

Attu and I (yaikz!…) like rock and alternative music, Attu likes bands like Kiss, Bon Jovi and Anthrax and I like bands like Clutch, Melvins and Soundgarden… LastFm is one of the best musicstations I think, so we added 2 players, the red one plays Alternative music, the black one plays Rock. You find them in the right bar. Hope you like them!

PARIS (AFP) – The Vatican’s daily newspaper marked the 40th anniversary of the “White Album” on Friday by dismissing as a “quip” John Lennon’s notorious claim that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus Christ.

The legendary double album — which came out on November 22, 1968 at the height of the Fab Four’s influence and popularity — was “a magical musical anthology” from a band “full of talent,” L’Osservatore Romano said.

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On November 21, 2008, the Vineland Daily Journal reported that Crystal Gunns was working as an aide at a New Jersey elementary school, where parents called for her firing after news surfaced of her work in porn. Under her real name Louisa C. Tuck, she said that she hasn’t worked in adult entertainment for five years and should be able to continue her job. “If this is about morality, our president-elect has admitted to doing crack, and he’s our president. Does that make him a bad person?

Would you mind?

More info about Miss Gunns after the break

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They’ve sold millions of records, and influenced several generations of fans and musicians. So why isn’t Kiss in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

That’s what Gene Simmons would like to know.

“There are disco bands, rap bands, Yiddish folk song bands in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but not Kiss,” the band’s outspoken frontman said during a speech at the Billboard Touring Conference on Thursday. “I believe we have more gold records in America than any other group, but it’s OK.”

Having released their first album in 1974, Kiss easily fulfill the requirement that an eligible act must have released its first single or album at least 25 years prior to the year of nomination.

And it seems a whole lot of people want them in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, according to this petition.
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With most of Hollywood booking appointments at their local cosmetic surgeon for a little body “enhancement,” some of Tinsel Town’s hotties honeys have stayed true to their nature and rocked what their mama gave ‘em. Sure, they might not fill out a bikini as well as Heidi Klum or have the cleavage line of Scar Jo, but these bangin’ babes look every bit as hot.

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An online shop in Japan has seen an extraordinary demand for its newest product: Bras for men. More than 300 have been snapped up in two weeks

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