For those who still care (I surely don’t…):

“SPECULATION can now be laid to rest over whether or not BRITNEY SPEARS deserves her princess of pop crown back. The Toxic singer clearly looks sensational in her new video for upcoming track Womanizer - and she’s got the moves to match.

We brought you a teaser earlier in the week, but now you can watch the video in FULL here.”

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Bill Murray is urging the producers of Ghostbusters 3 to add a female Ghostbuster to the cast. What do you think? I’m voting for Summer Glau to trade in her metal endo-skeleton for a proton pack, at least for a but.

You know what? You could start a free ghostbusters webpage!

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In case you haven’t given up entirely on Frank Miller’s The Spirit adaptation, here’s the latest trailer. I swear, every time I start to get any hope this could not be horrible, I get punched in the face with another flagrantly, obnoxiously Frank Miller-esque line (”Get me a tie–and make sure it’s RED”? Oh, brother), or catch a glimpse of Samuel L. Jackson, his face streaked with mascara and sideburns, in front of an explosion of fire and redness, and realize, no, this will probably be bad. Never forget the comic booklet convention footage.

Soiled condoms *HORF* are being recycled into hair bands and rubber bands in China.
“There are a lot of bacteria and viruses on the rubber bands and hair ties made from used condoms,” a dermatologist at the Guangzhou Hospital of Armed Police, who asked to be identified by his surname Dong, told the local paper. “People could be infected with AIDS, warts or other diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths while weaving their hair into plaits or buns.”
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Lucy could be one of the best chicks we’ve seen in a long time.  Three things of note.  The first is that Lucy had, I repeat had 30D’s and decided to improve to a 30F.  Second, she refers to her enhancements as her “front air bags.”  Third?  Yes, she’s a mother.  Does this body look like a mother’s?

What do you do when you’re a tiny little country that makes more money than countries 5 times your size? You spend money on crazy stuff. At least that’s what I think the United Arab Emirates(UAE) are doing. They’ve created skyscrapers with tennis courts on them, are planning to make rotating buildings and now are going for a 33 storey LED display.

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One of you guys pointed out in the comments that a bulletproof handkerchief in your pocket may not be quite enough to save you from getting shot in the heart. Fair enough. If you’re looking for something equally low-key that offers more protection, designer Miguel Caballero has this invisibly bulletproof polo shirt. The thin kevlar core has a linen covering on both sides, so that the shirt might be a bit heavier than normal, but it’ll look and feel like a regular polo shirt. It comes in three colors (blue, red, white) and three levels of protection (9mm / .357, .357 Magnum / Mac 10 / 12 gauge, .44 Magnum / MP5).
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The Final Countdown is the new Chocolate Rain and please meet the new Tay Zonday. He is a genius.

You know what? You could start a free Ukulele webpage!

I wonder if my favorite band Kiss ever realized they have been Rick Roll’d as well? Although it’s nothing to be ashamed about…. it only proves they are kick-ass musicians. Haha.

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The Stars on 45, do you remember when this was a hitsong in your country?

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Norelys Rodriguez is a 29 year old model hailing from Venezuela.  In 2001 she was runner-up in the Miss Venezuela contest.  She was also voted Miss Photogenic, Miss Congeniality, and Miss Personality for that contest.  Well that’s nice.  How about some pics?

Learn cool facts about everyone’s favorite video game consol, Nintendo and laugh your head off at this SUPER Nintendo geek! It’s a little dry for some but I think this guy is HYSTERICAL; I can’t stop laughing at him…

Renault presented at the Paris Motor Show their car of the future. The Renault Ondelios has a lot to offer. To bad it is only a concept car.

Car and Driver recently strapped its test gear to the new Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 and, as expected, recorded some impressive numbers. All eyes have been on the supercar Vette as it enters the boxing ring to duke it out with the heavy-hitting Dodge Viper SRT10 ACR, Nissan GT-R and Porsche GT2 (among others), and it looks like the latest Corvette will more than hold its own. According to C&D’s trusty electronic gear, the supercharged 638-hp beast knocked off a 0-60 mph time of just 3.4 seconds as it continued towards a blistering 7.6 second 0-100 mph run. The quarter mile was cracked in 11.5 seconds @ 128 mph (Chevrolet claims 11.3 seconds, but the guys at C&D didn’t believe in “…that sort of drivetrain abuse” to get lower numbers).

When a garbage truck breaks down, seriously breaks down, what would the people of your neigborhood do? Right, you make sure that the whole mess is picked up manually…

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No matter how healthy you want you fast food to be presented, a big-boobed girl will help your sales better than anything else

Here’s Carmen Electra at the Rome premiere of Disaster Movie. If you’re wondering why I’m even bothering with her it’s because I actually do still find her stinking hot. Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s Carmen Electra, but there’s not denying that she has a shwingtastic body.

Samantha-Jane Stacey, is Australia’s strongest medal hope at the world championships in Estonia next month.

She began Sumo training two years ago after previous experience of wrestling and will compete in the junior women’s heavyweight division.

A diet of Weetabix and lasagne is credited with helping her maintain the sturdy frame required for the sport.

However she dismissed suggestions that Sumo is all about bulk.

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I know you’re thinking that I am about to announce that Brooke Hogan is going to be in Playboy and issue some kind of warning that the day it hits newstands you should refrain from eating because it will guarantee throwing up all over the place uncontrolably, but the truth is, the only pussy that ever made me throw up was a meaty, mangled lookin’ mess that smelled like feces and onion, and even that could have been caused by some bad chicken I ate earlier that day. What I find upsetting is that she turned down Playboy for now, and that sucks because I wanted to compare dick sizes like this dude I knew used to do when he was 6.