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Here’s Jodie Marsh with her big tits and thunder thighs at the OK Magazine party in London. I have no clue why this chick is famous, because girls that give Michael Jackson’s face a run for their money shouldn’t be getting their picture taken by the Paparazzi at a nightclub, they should be in the circus.

If there’s one thing better than a go go dancers, that would be two go go dancers.  Ah yes, and them lying on top of each other is nice too.

(SAT2D, july 16, De Affaire, Nijmegen. Photo: Dennis)

Google maps is clearly a very useful product. It helps me get where I’m going, give directions and so much more. But can it also help me catch my girlfriend cheating?
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South American models are very popular these days. Ana Beatriz Barros was scouted together with her sister a few years ago and is now one of the most successful Brazilian Supermodels.

A one-of-a-kind 1997 Porsche 911 Turbo S owned by Jerry Seinfeld just went on eBay, and it’s the perfect gift for that Porsche fan who also loves observational humor. What makes this Porsche so unique? Other than making it through Seinfeld’s ownership unrolled, it’s the only one of its kind with the “Blue Turquoise” paint job and yellow seatbelts to match the yellow brake calipers.

A man stabbed a teenager to death before cutting off his head and using it as a puppet and a bowling ball, a court has been told.

James Patrick Roughan, 28, has pleaded not guilty in the Supreme Court in Brisbane to murdering 17-year-old Morgan Jay Shepherd on March 29, 2005.

Instead, he pleaded guilty to a charge of accessary to murder after the fact, but the Crown rejected the plea and is proceeding with a murder trial.

This extremely brief sex tape clip purporting to be Avril Lavigne, with her new single ‘Don’t Tell Me’ playing in the background, has been posted to the internet.

A network administrator has locked up a multimillion dollar computer system for San Francisco that handles sensitive data and is refusing to give police the password, the San Francisco Chronicle reported Monday.

The employee, 43-year-old Terry Childs, was arrested Sunday. He gave some passwords to police, which did not work, and refused to reveal the real code, the paper reported.

The new FiberWAN (Wide Area Network) handles city payroll files, jail bookings, law enforcement documents and official e-mail for San Francisco. The network is functioning but administrators have little or no access.

Gus has been voted the World’s Ugliest Dog at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in California this year. He may be ugly as the day is long, but the little fella is quite a fighter: “He had been kept in a crate inside a garage for a year when we found him. He wasn’t socialised and his nails had grown to the point where he couldn’t walk. “When we got him he was four-legged, two-eyed and his ears stood up straight but he was in a bad way. “He quickly developed hematoma in one ear and when that was stitched down his ear crinkled over. In December 2006 Gus was diagnosed with skin cancer after patches of dry skin developed on his body and his legs became ulcerated. The condition deteriorated so much he had to have his back left leg removed and he was given just six- to nine months to live. Jeanenne and her children Janey, 16, and Tommy, 14, decided to act and opted for doggy chemotherapy. “In total it cost the family $5,000.”

Now is a good time as any to stop and relax for an Aria Giovanni picture moment. Do you agree with me?

Whatever this girl too, alcohol, pills or anything else, she sure had enough.

The Winnepeg Blue Bombers are a Canadian football team with hot cheerleaders. Those hot cheerleaders are in deep trouble over these photos.

Now here’s the best news I’ve heard all year. The hottest girl on the planet, Megan Fox, wants to film an entire movie naked. I $##! you not. Megan Fox. An entire movie. Naked. Here’s the skinny according to The Daily Star:

Newly-single Megan Fox tells me her ambition is to film an entire movie naked. She said: “I would love to do a movie naked – it would be beautiful.

“No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?”

They know the beat. They know the moves. Bert and Ernie know rap.

Anyone wants to ride a jetski in a jacuzzi?

Her real name is Crissy Hilton and it truly makes no difference to me what her real name is. This girl is just pure awesome.  P.S. her mom’s really hot.

Today you will learn how to use the Express Elevator Function and how to stop a escalator from working.

To do the express elevator hack simply hold down the level you want to go to as well as the close button for five seconds. To stop an escalator from working pull the black rail the opposite way and that will stop the escalator…. After the break you can see how it works.

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I’m not going to lie.  I laughed at loud at every single one of these.

Can you sing? No. Can I sing? No? Can John Rambo sing? Hell yeah! He can even sing in Spanish!

Get the funk with Simon Iddol this week! I’m sure this mashup will top the playlist of many Attu visitors, cos its rock and funk and fun. Snoop Dogg VS Red Hot Chili Peppers sounds like a dream collaboration. Too bad that this never happened in real life. But who cares. Pheugoo’s amazing track is here to take you away from reality, this mix shows the best and the most funk side of both original tracks. Welcome to FunkWorld, where the sky is pink and the rain is made from glitter, hehehe.

The Mashup of this Week is:

Pheugoo: Sign me Baby - AudioPorn FM link
Snoop Dogg VS Red Hot Chili Peppers

So football Star Ronaldo dumped this Nereida chick a couple of days ago because he was tired of living the lie, and had to come to terms with the fact that wearing tight little shorts felt a little too good, but not as good as all those extra hours spent in the men’s locker room after the big game, letting his teammates perform hazing rituals on him to initiate him, despite not being a rookie anymore.

DeviantART user FilthyLuker, in collaboration with Pedro Estrellas, created this awesome “Octo-pied Building” in France, from where dead Cthulhu waits dreaming …