As an alcoholic, I’ve made it a point to try as many types of booze as possible. You know, if I was working landscaping or doing construction on houses I’d always manage to find the liquor cabinet to sneak a swig or two to get me through the day while pretending I was lost lookin’ for the bathroom. Drinking on the job never got me fired, but being caught stealing booze has, and I think it’s been worth it. So is there a chance for Jessica Alba getting fired for drinking Campari on the job?

Here is Madonna looking like an old washed up hozie that she is. I guess she is supposed to look sexy in this outfit but its not working for me. A-rod, WTF is wrong with you?

In less than one month a new cottage sex industry has been born - stadium eroticism. All it took was one woman who cheated on her husband while the Iowa Hawkeyes were stomping Minnesota. Suddenly Lois Feldman is the hippest Cougar in America.

She gets tanked and doesn’t mind taking her 26-year-old stallion to a handicapped stall for a romp that has made her an instant star. But this isn’t the first time this century where couples have become infamous for ‘doing it’ at a stadium.

In fact, Busted Coverage researchers worked all weekend to compile the “9 Greatest Stadium Sex Moments Of The 21st Century.”

Thanksgiving’s over and we’re officially in the long-haul to Christmas. But sometimes you’ve got to set aside the gift-buying and decorating for a minute to enjoy the finer, simpler things in life - like hot chicks dressed in sexy Santa costumes. Really, there’s not that much more to it than that. So grab a tall glass of eggnog, sit back and enjoy Sexy Santa Ho Ho Hos!

And just how good are you on a skateboard?

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They thought they had planned this whole stunt from start to finish and nothing could go wrong. Still, it did go wrong.

Behold, because the penismightier

I don’t know the song. I don’t know the girl. I only know she needs to catch more fish, because that is the time she starts dancing in a way I like…

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Police were amazed at their discovery during a routine check of vehicles on the road. Zing Shen, 42, was steering the vehicle with his feet and said he had been doing so for years.

It was reported that he was stunned when police officers issued him with a public safety summons.

The man told traffic police that ever since he lost his arms in an industrial accident several years ago, he had used his feet to steer his vehicle without difficulty. He has no arms from the elbows down.
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On this image one is missing… Where did number seven go?

You got some sizzling hot new fun or strange stuff you found on the net? Not everybody knows it, but we got a contact form, that you can use to let us know what we should post. We get more and more stuff that way. And that is gooood…

Tom sent in this creature attacking people:

Ah, the Pussycat Dolls… Do these girls just hate wearing regular clothes?

“This report concludes that drug legalization would reduce government expenditure by $44.1
billion annually.   Roughly $30.3 billion of this savings would accrue to state and local governments, while roughly $13.8 billion would accrue to the federal government.  Approximately $12.9 billion of the savings would results from legalization of Marijuana, $19.3 billion from legalization of cocaine and heroin, and $11.6 from legalization of all other drugs.”

Eye piercings, only for the real wicked out there?

Who’d win in a fight to the death: the invincible Chuck Norris or Darkseid aka Possessor of the Omega?!

If there’s one chick who looks like a good catfighter, it’s Kitana Baker.  God bless beer companies for making chicks wrestling while getting extremely wet acceptable on commercials.  Check out the rest of Kitana Baker.

So what is wrong with daydreaming every now and then?

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Ahhhh… technology. The geniuses at Plexifilm have spent the past two years developing a Sharpie pen that actually writes in Helvetica! This pen is so experimental that it’s priceless… literally.

Most people take a piss in a urinal. When Irish guys get drunk they rather drink from it….

I haven’t done a post on the love of my life Cheryl Tweedy in a while but here she is in a Coke Zero advert. I don’t usually find girls in suits attractive but knowing that Cheryl is taking care of her little skinny body by drinking a beverage that is low in calories and tastes like shit, reassures me that when we do finally tie the knot, she will never get fat and will be willing to have sex with a gross person.

Not your ordinary monster truck rallye. This is the tilt-shift monster truck rallye. And that makes it somewhat, if not a whole lot, surreal.

Believe it or not: Christopher Walken is watching you pee!